I’m actually really happy you asked me this.
I’m going to be completely honest, if you asked me this a month ago, I would’ve probably thought.. well, no. But, I have just come to this realization (that’s actually quite obvious and simple) that, yes… Everyone IS pretty. Everyone has different preferences. For example, maybe you have a big nose and maybe you do not like your big nose because you prefer small noses… Well, that boy in your chemistry class happens to prefer your big nose over small noses. His idea of pretty is a big nose. Your nose.
Staying true to my honesty, no, I do not find everyone in the world pretty. I think that because I have a certain preference for things. Everyone in the whole world has a different preference. So, I believe that everyone in the whole world is pretty….to someone. May not be me, may not be the boy you currently have a crush on, but that’s okay.
You are pretty.
Don’t forget that.
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF